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2024-12-10

C. Wayne

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Watch C. Wayne's Kill Tony episode 695 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 7 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 1.29 tag density.

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This set·7 bits·7 beats·0.80 punch density·1.29 tag density·Big Joke Book

What's up, Austin? How we doing?

[Bit 1]

Okay, I didn't expect as many white people.

My apologies.

[Bit 2]

Let me go ahead and dress that elephant in the room.

Real quick, no, I am not a rapper.

You did not see me on YouTube with a Draco.

It's crazy, man.

[Bit 3]

Despite being a comedian,

my biggest fear is getting very, very famous.

It's a fear of mine, because counsel kosher,

you can be counseled at any time.

I got some jokes that'll give me counsel that I never tell.

But I'ma tell them tonight I'm kill Tony.

Real quick, uh...

[Bit 4]

What do you call white people...

that buy small amounts of weed?

Graham crackers.

Look, look, I'll be counseled before Tuesday.

I'll be counseled before I even hit the scene.

[Bit 5]

To be fair, what do you call black people

that buy small amounts of weed.

Broke-ass nigga, 'cause look, every--

we got some money, we gonna buy us a little sack or two,

you know what I'm talking about?

Shit's crazy as hell.

Shout-out to everybody, all my weedheads out there.

[Bit 6]

- Yeah, Tony, can we buy weed on YouTube?

- Can we do it? - It's not done.

- Well, man-- - That's cool.

All right, look, between me and you, if we need a 3.5,

that's the show.

Buy the bathroom, buy the little homeless dude

with the two dogs, not the one dog, I'm just kidding.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Hell yeah.

[Bit 7]

That part of the show's gonna be on BET next week.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchlineOkay, I didn't expect as many white people.

tagMy apologies.