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Watch Fred Go's Kill Tony episode 695 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- I hate one-liners, 'cause every time I do one,

it takes like nine and a half minutes

before I wanna do another one.

[Bit 2]

I had a hoot and a holler watching lived out women

cry online about the election results,

because now they think they have to get their clits cut off

and go to concentration camps,

because the orange be the camel.

Just go to Boulder and take a ski trip

and get your hoover there.

It's not that hard.

[Bit 3]

I'm just glad that I don't have to go die

to really need our sea toy in a ditch somewhere now

in fucking Ukraine.

That sounds way worse than a ski trip.

[Bit 4]

I'd much rather stay home and goon to the talk-tart horse when they ain't crying and

cry a little bit myself when I come too soon on accident.

[Bit 5]

Shit, I'd volunteer at them camps to send these hussies left or right.

Am I right, camaraderie?

I mean, fellers.

that's what you get Nina for you know next thing me on bumble you bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setup- I hate one-liners, 'cause every time I do one,

setupit takes like nine and a half minutes

punchlinebefore I wanna do another one.