Billy Sherman

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Watch Billy Sherman's Kill Tony episode 710 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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- What's up, everybody?

[Bit 1]

Yeah, so I'm Puerto Rican, Portuguese,

Native American, Middle Eastern, Italian, and Jewish.

And if I was a woman, I would look exactly the same.

[Bit 2]

I'm Puerto Rican and Jewish,

which means I'm expensive garbage, so.

Yeah, stuff.

Stuff being Puerto Rican and Jewish.

[Bit 3]

Puerto Ricans are known for two things.

They know how to dance and stab people.

So please laugh at these jokes.

[Bit 4]

I was driving down the street the other day

and I saw a sign that said,

drive like your kids live here.

So I drove away.

[Bit 5]

Actually, I don't remember what I was doing

'cause I was wasted.

Yeah.

[Bit 6]

My mom told me that if my son pees on me,

it means that he loves me.

So I figured I'd show my dad some love,

and now I can't go back to the cemetery.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYeah, so I'm Puerto Rican, Portuguese,

setupNative American, Middle Eastern, Italian, and Jewish.

punchlineAnd if I was a woman, I would look exactly the same.