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Speaking of last names, my last name is Godlove.
spelled just like it sounds, God and love.
Having a special last name like that, I'm asked a lot of questions.
What kind of Mexican are you?
But the one I mostly get is, "Did you ever think about being a priest?"
And I say, "Yeah, I've actually thought about being a priest."
I mean, I love kids, but not like that.
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I'm insecure about my hairline.
I took a razor, shaved it all off, but you know how I'm bald and beautiful.
It hit me the other night when I was laying in bed.
I said what if I tattoo the map of the United States on the top of my head?
Well my Mexican beard hairs instinctively jump over the border and give me the hairline that I want
Fuck yeah 45 seconds of thunder fucking dismounts. Yeah, I love that
See you're you're saying your last name is God love by Tommy boy
Yeah, that's always with my nickname and you know God love a lot of people don't you know they're like is that really real
I mean is that stage name, but it's actually real is God real you mean God is real God is God is real
God is love that's what they say so I love your style. How long you doing stand up?
It's like my fifth time fifth time ever on stage stage fuck. Yeah, I
Yeah, but 83 times you're gonna be uncle Tommy boy
I like your look because when you were walking towards the stage and it's not that well lit
I couldn't tell if you were black
Chicano white you could have been Asian like you literally look like there's no room
You couldn't work because of what you look like you could do fucking moped a Monday
You know refried bean Friday. Yeah, I'm not making these names
Refried Friday. These are actual names of comedy shows in LA you did throw a bean in there which faded a little bit refried
Makes it a little more Mexican than even refried Friday.
Refried bean burrito with a side of salsa and guac Friday.
I usually say that I'm not Suge Knight.
That's my first thing because of the beard and the whole thing because he's in the news.
Or eats a lot of sugar night.
around yeah you could also like you could also probably pull off like a Rick
Ross dress for Ross yeah like that right you're very you're very not your first
person I've ever heard say God is love at the comedy store normally normally
when somebody says something like that they just turn into a puff of smoke and
disappear at this club because it's so dark and creepy yeah but uh did I cut
you off Morgan no no no that was my only observation I know if you guys are
looking at my belly I don't know what is that is it that I'll tell you what it is
what is a lot of overeating if you're asking what draws our attention to that
giant picnic tablecloth that is obviously on top of a lot of picnics like
you're double picnicked up right now I want I want to bust it open and see what
That's a pinata reference.
You should have said hit it with a stick, Brian.
Yeah, it's a pretty good size belly, but luckily you're Mexican so you can wear the shirt hanging
So it looks good like you, you know, your average weight for a Mexican.
You really brought the belly room to the belly room.
So this is your fifth time ever on stage.
I actually took the class here, comedy class with--
Well, I mean, I'll tell you, you seemed really
comfortable on stage, you know?
And the other four times you were on stage, where was that
Just here, our showcase for the class.
A couple of the open mics.
So you're just running around, well, obviously not
But you're going to shit.
We were both going the same place.
You see, you're an L.A. Native, right?
Now I know why you don't go by your real last name.
God love definitely sounds like a throw for red flag.
I like God love as a name. Yeah. Yeah, like if that's your name
I would take that I would yeah exactly and that's when I asked you why you didn't want the name God love
You said it's because people didn't know whether it was a real name or not
Yeah, they might get thrown off
Certainly, they're gonna get thrown off if they're not gonna think boy is your last name and Tommy boy
I don't know if you know this or not, but there was a movie
Yeah, it was probably what many people would consider a really popular movie. Yeah
one of the most popular comedy movies ever.
Grapefruit Simmons says you go with God love.
But yeah, coming up at the stage named Tommy Boy,
I mean, it's just gonna, you know.
Well, my name is Tommy, so.
Right, yeah, but, you know, just--
You can call yourself no country for old men.
Ladies and gentlemen, now--
- Or perhaps literally any other movie title.
- You can literally pull out any movie title.
- Tommy Godlove's a great name.
Is there like any family story of like how that where that name came from half Mexican half German and it's actually Godly been
German but when they came over from you know, Germany, they changed it from German to English. That's what means
Yeah, and how did you get rid of your tattoos?
For the podcast listeners is a Mexican with no tattoos
- No tattoos, no tattoos.
- Wow, that is interesting.
- How many babies do you have?
His name's Angel Godlove.
- Angel Jesus Godlove, I know.
- Hey, I was watching Joel Eustine, okay?
I don't know, I was just trying to give him a blessed last name.
- That's a name that's gonna be scrolled off
across the bottom of a lock-up ride episode.
Yeah, absolutely. There's no way a guy with a name like that.
Perfect chest tattoo name.
We're gonna hear about him in 16 years, starting a devil-worshipping religion.
You go to church every week?
Fuck no. Why would you need to when you name your kid Angel Jesus Godlove?
Like, that's like worth... that's gotta be worth at least a thousand church visits.
There's a lot of Jesus points there.
Oh wow, I finally got one! There you go, the air horn. One of my favorites.
Fuck yeah. So what do we do with that shirt after this, Tommy?
Burn it. There's a lot of Walmart material I got going on here.
Well, let your German side, you know, throw it in the oven and uh...
Well, really? Really? All we've been through?
I make a reference to what? World War II?
So it's always a part of the show lately where I just turn on the audience.
Tommy, I fucking like your style and you're one of my, you know, favorites of the night.
And for you to only be doing it five times, you know, everybody else we've seen a few years.
We've seen 83 days. We've seen a few years.
