David Tombalyn

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Watch David Tombalyn's Kill Tony episode 520 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 6 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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I love Austin.

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You know why I like Austin?

Because you're open minded.

I'm open minded too.

In fact my wife is trans.

No fancy?

Oh okay.

wife's trans you know there's all kinds of trans there's trans racial now of course good old-fashioned

transgender my wife is a transpender yeah that's right yeah that was the part you're supposed to

laugh okay that's okay you'll get on there yeah she she she spends according to how she feels on

the inside in fact she feels she was born in the wrong socio-economic class you understand so she

She's even got her own pronouns, NASDAQ and GDP.

Yeah, that's where she goes by.

And she just got a job down at the library.

She's teaching kids on financial responsibility.

That's right.

And she's just going forward, living her dream,

and she's spending according to her truth.

Her truth.

Thank you, everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou know why I like Austin?

setupBecause you're open minded.

setupI'm open minded too.

punchlineIn fact my wife is trans.