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2021-08-31

Winston Shaw

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Watch Winston Shaw's Kill Tony episode 520 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.26 punch density·0.75 tag density·Big Joke Book

- What's up, Austin?

How are we doing?

I shouldn't have fucked up like that last girl.

Okay, let's get the elephant out of the room.

[Bit 1]

This is a very old fashioned name.

I'm well aware, I've been told by several people.

I have not met another human named Winston

in my entire life.

I'm from Tennessee, it's fucking dogs, cats,

and fucking chicken last week.

Not a lie.

- Okay.

[Bit 2]

People assumed I'm named after Winston Churchill,

which I wish was the case.

I didn't go to school very long.

I don't know too much, but apparently he was a hero.

I don't know which side he fought for,

but it was in a war and he was good at it.

I wish that was the case.

Unfortunately, I'm actually named after the cigarettes

my mother smoked when she was pregnant with me.

Yeah.

A little bit about me.

Nice to meet y'all.

Middle name is Menthol.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some people feel bad though when I tell them that.

They're like, "Oh, God, that sucks.

Like, you do not feel bad for me.

You join me in feeling bad for my little brother.

His name is Newport, and his middle name is 100s.

I count my fucking blessings, you know?

I am not complaining."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupThis is a very old fashioned name.

setupI'm well aware, I've been told by several people.

setupI have not met another human named Winston

setupin my entire life.

setupI'm from Tennessee, it's fucking dogs, cats,

punchlineand fucking chicken last week.

tagNot a lie.