Tyler Braun

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Watch Tyler Braun's Kill Tony episode 520 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.57 punch density·0.60 tag density

Hey everybody.

How's it going?

[Bit 1]

How'd you get this sweet new cell phone?

Comes with all these nice new features, you know, turns out you can disable

those Amber alerts you guys are getting all the time.

Does that make me an asshole? I mean what do they really expect me to do like turn around and bring them back?

I've almost got enough to start the fight club guys. I gotta see this through.

[Bit 2]

So I'm a math teacher for a living. I teach school children.

Yeah. I already specialize facilities for at-risk youth, or as I call them recruiting centers.

It's a good job.

[Bit 3]

I did move here to Austin, Texas

'cause they had me teaching virtually

and then they fired me immediately.

Yeah. (laughs)

Turns out I don't like you saying dirty shit

about the kids on stage.

That's terrible.

[Bit 4]

So yeah, if anybody needs their dick sucked over the show,

let me know.

A little short on cash.

Waiting for that.

Meow.

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setupHow'd you get this sweet new cell phone?

setupComes with all these nice new features, you know, turns out you can disable

punchlinethose Amber alerts you guys are getting all the time.

tagDoes that make me an asshole? I mean what do they really expect me to do like turn around and bring them back?