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Kill Tony #103 (Ian Edwards, Erik Griffin)

2018-03-11

Robin Ryan

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Watch Robin Ryan's Kill Tony episode 103 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.14 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.67 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.75 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.14 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So my day job, I'm an elementary school

special ed teacher, and at Christmas time,

one of my students came up to me and she said,

"Do you have a Christmas tree?"

And I said, "I don't have a Christmas tree."

And this eight year old girl looks at me and she goes,

"I know why you don't have a Christmas tree."

I was like, "Please, tell me why I don't have

"a Christmas tree."

And she goes, "It's 'cause you're lonely."

I was like, "I'm alone, not lonely.

"There's a difference."

And she goes, "What's the difference?"

And I look at this sweet little girl and I say,

"The difference between being lonely and being alone

"is the amount of time you spend crying in your car."

Thanks, guys.

- Yeah, there now, pow, pow, pow!

Hilarious, you have another 20 seconds that you want to do just for the hell of it?

[Bit 2]

That same little girl, she came up to me one day and she was like, "I have to tell you something."

And I was like, "Okay." And she said, "You're not going to like it."

I was like, "Give me a try. What do you have to tell me?"

And she goes, "You look like you belong in Hollywood."

And I was like, "That's a compliment. Thank you, honey."

And she goes, "No. Like on the streets?"

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setup- So my day job, I'm an elementary school

setupspecial ed teacher, and at Christmas time,

setupone of my students came up to me and she said,

setup"Do you have a Christmas tree?"

setupAnd I said, "I don't have a Christmas tree."

setupAnd this eight year old girl looks at me and she goes,

setup"I know why you don't have a Christmas tree."

setupI was like, "Please, tell me why I don't have

setup"a Christmas tree."

punchlineAnd she goes, "It's 'cause you're lonely."