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2017-05-23

Bruce Gray

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Watch Bruce Gray's Kill Tony episode 194 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.16 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density

What's up, y'all?

Yeah.

[Bit 1]

Girl, I used to have a crush on in high school.

Followed me on Twitter the other day.

Must have heard I was popping.

Went over to see what she was up to, went over to look at her Twitter.

A lot of troubling stuff is what she's been up to.

First thing I see on her Twitter, says, "If any guy wants a chance with me, he better love eating ass."

I was like, "Okay, I don't love it, but I can maybe make this work."

Next tweet said, "I literally eat at Panda Express every day."

I was like, "Okay, maybe a chance isn't what I need right now. I think I'll be fine without a chance."

[Bit 2]

Did you guys see that Nazi get punched?

How fun was that?

It was a fun thing.

It was good old fashioned American fun.

I don't know.

I hope that's like the new form of assassination because like if there was a video of Donald

Trump getting shot in the head, I could probably watch it five times.

But if there was a video of Donald Trump getting knocked out like he was on World Star, I could

watch that hundreds of times and be just fine.

Cool.

Thank you guys very much.

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setupGirl, I used to have a crush on in high school.

setupFollowed me on Twitter the other day.

setupMust have heard I was popping.

setupWent over to see what she was up to, went over to look at her Twitter.

setupA lot of troubling stuff is what she's been up to.

setupFirst thing I see on her Twitter, says, "If any guy wants a chance with me, he better love eating ass."

punchlineI was like, "Okay, I don't love it, but I can maybe make this work."