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2025-06-10

Jessa Knuckles

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Watch Jessa Knuckles's Kill Tony episode 722 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.40 tag density·Big Joke Book

-Hello, hello.

Hi, I'm Jessa Knuckle.

[Bit 1]

I recently lost 40 pounds.

So it no longer looks like I'm in the rodeo

when I try to wipe my ass.

However, I did gain 20 back, so it's back to the rodeo.

I go-io.

[Bit 2]

My doctor says that I might have sleep apnea.

So I really hope it's true that men like Star Wars

as much as they say because Lady in the Streets,

Darth Vader in the Sheets.

[Bit 3]

Between, I'm also a type one diabetic,

so between my diabetes and my sleep apnea,

I really know how to keep a man

Up at night.

[Bit 4]

But on the plus side, I pee so much, man,

think I'm a squirter.

I got accused of...

Oh, uh...

[Bit 5]

I got dumped for having a wondering eye,

but it turns out it's just lazy.

All right, thank y'all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupI recently lost 40 pounds.

setupSo it no longer looks like I'm in the rodeo

punchlinewhen I try to wipe my ass.

tagHowever, I did gain 20 back, so it's back to the rodeo.

tagI go-io.