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2025-06-10

Doug Polk

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Watch Doug Polk's Kill Tony episode 722 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.47 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.30 punch density·0.20 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

-It's hard to live in Texas

without hearing about the immigration debate.

They're bringing in drugs.

They're taking our jobs.

We've got to do something about these Californians.

We're gonna build a wall,

and we're gonna make New Mexico pay for it.

[Bit 2]

And for the record, I don't understand

where they're coming here anyway.

Over the last few years,

the California real estate market's been on fire.

Maybe they're just a little burned out.

Oh, we got lots of natural disaster fans here tonight.

That's nice.

[Bit 3]

It's also hard to live in Austin

without hearing about this serial killer

who's killing gay men at Lady Bird Lake.

Yeah? Yeah.

How was that funny?

I didn't think much about it, but then the other day,

my friend called me, said,

"Hey, where are you going out tonight, man?

Just want to make sure I know where you are."

And then it dawned on me.

My friend thinks I'm a murderer.

But that makes no sense, 'cause I love gay men.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup-It's hard to live in Texas

setupwithout hearing about the immigration debate.

setupThey're bringing in drugs.

setupThey're taking our jobs.

punchlineWe've got to do something about these Californians.

punchlineWe're gonna build a wall,

tagand we're gonna make New Mexico pay for it.