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KILL TONY #575 - RON WHITE + BRIAN SIMPSON + RYAN LONG

2022-09-20

David Rios

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Watch David Rios's Kill Tony episode 575 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

How are we doing tonight?

Thank you, Tony, for pulling me and my name out

[Bit 1]

'cause I actually came from the doctor today

and I got some bad news and I kind of thought

I'd sign up today and get lucky.

Maybe spread some joy 'cause I didn't get too joy

to the day.

So I got diagnosed with PN syndrome.

And I was kind of curious what he was trying to talk about.

And I was like, what's that?

He said, you have perfect nipple syndrome.

You know something I've suffered my whole life?

And it makes sense.

I mean, when I talk to people,

they don't look me in the eye.

They kind of look at my nipples.

Kind of like all y'all are doing right now, pretty much.

I mean, I guess I could tell my mom,

at least Ron White got to look at my nipples today

a little bit.

Kind of happy about that.

Guy like girls going.

But you know, living with this is kind of hard to say

'cause most people after I tell them,

they're gonna say, "Let me see 'em.

"Show me your nipples.

and cheat shoes.

And I don't show them for free, no.

They're not free, you can show them,

follow my homie fans if you wanna do something like that.

But, uh, huh?

I had a whole little minute about my ass,

but I'll stay with the cheat shoes.

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setup'cause I actually came from the doctor today

setupand I got some bad news and I kind of thought

setupI'd sign up today and get lucky.

setupSo I got diagnosed with PN syndrome.

setupAnd I was kind of curious what he was trying to talk about.

setupAnd I was like, what's that?

punchlineHe said, you have perfect nipple syndrome.

tagYou know something I've suffered my whole life?