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KILL TONY #575 - RON WHITE + BRIAN SIMPSON + RYAN LONG

2022-09-20

Robert Drilica

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Watch Robert Drilica's Kill Tony episode 575 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.25 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I sometimes traumatize people

and I don't understand why it happens.

I love you.

In my youth, I was bitten by a snake.

The snake drew blood.

So I caught the snake.

And on my way home, I passed two people.

The first person removed my belt,

wrapped it around my arm so I could live longer.

The second person was traumatized.

When I got home, I put the snake in the bathtub.

I filled it up with water, and it gave birth

to 15 live snake babies.

I now knew how my dad fell.

My mom barged into the room in a panic.

What's going on?

I said, "Mom, I just became a dad and I'm going to die."

I can still...

I can still hear my mom scream in my mind today.

I love my mom.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

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setup- I sometimes traumatize people

setupand I don't understand why it happens.

setupIn my youth, I was bitten by a snake.

setupThe snake drew blood.

setupSo I caught the snake.

setupAnd on my way home, I passed two people.

setupThe first person removed my belt,

setupwrapped it around my arm so I could live longer.

punchlineThe second person was traumatized.