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2020-10-13

Brandon Biederstadt

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Watch Brandon Biederstadt's Kill Tony episode 476 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.58 tag density·2 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density

[Bit 1]

Have you guys ever seen a redheaded guy that's

losing his hair and just been happy for him?

You gotta think that a balding ginger's

just getting his soul back.

[Bit 2]

Found out earlier this week

that I'm related to Elizabeth Warren.

I know what you're all thinking, how?

[Bit 3]

The quarantine has been hard for me,

the love life has been bad.

Every day of quarantine,

I get more horny and less fuckable.

[Bit 4]

I've been talking to my ex-girlfriend.

She actually, I'm actually wearing a shirt right now

that my ex-girlfriend got me.

She wasn't a good fit either.

[Bit 5]

My work has these signs that say,

stay six feet away from each other

or one jump rope's length.

I think a better rule is I would like four jump ropes

between me and anyone that uses a jump rope

as a unit of measurement.

And those people should be 60 jump ropes

from a Chuck E. Cheese.

Thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHave you guys ever seen a redheaded guy that's

setuplosing his hair and just been happy for him?

punchlineYou gotta think that a balding ginger's

punchlinejust getting his soul back.