Tariq Morales

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Watch Tariq Morales's Kill Tony episode 745 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.62 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.62 punch density·1.67 tag density·Big Joke Book

- Hello.

What's up, guys?

[Bit 1]

I talked to my mom recently,

and she said I should try being more black.

And no matter what I do,

it looks like I drive a Prius with a Hellcat sticker on it.

People see me coming, they're like, "Oh, yeah.

This guy knows both of his dads."

Uh...

[Bit 2]

I do--I do know my dad.

Uh, when I grew up with him, he would always give me

fatherly advice.

He would always tell me, uh,

"Never fuck a bitch with your ho-dick."

Only give her half the dick or the bitch gonna go crazy.

I had to be like, "Hey, Dad, um, I'm 12."

Also, are you talking about my mom, motherfucker?

What you mean, half the dick?

That's my mom, bro.

Give her the whole dick, right? I don't know.

All right, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI talked to my mom recently,

setupand she said I should try being more black.

setupAnd no matter what I do,

setupit looks like I drive a Prius with a Hellcat sticker on it.

setupPeople see me coming, they're like, "Oh, yeah.

punchlineThis guy knows both of his dads."