Asher Cassin

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Watch Asher Cassin's Kill Tony episode 745 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.69 punch density, 3.50 tag density.

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I was on a date with this girl and she started talking about her ex and I know where she

started talking about his dick and for some reason she felt called to mention he wasn't

even that big he was like maybe your size and yeah that's not the fucked up part see

the fucked up part was she said this during the movie just like previews so I got to sit

through Twilight now while I'm thinking about this shit the whole time okay it's fucked

So much for the hole I cut in the bottom of this popcorn bucket.

You know what I mean? I guess we're not using that anymore.

I got a walk down from ILJ just trickling little kernels the whole fucking way down,

pissed off. Okay?

I ended that date and I went home and I did the old-fashioned confidence booster, fellas.

You know, where you measure it up against the TV remote.

This is like 2012 though, okay?

So it's like the big-ass Comcast remote.

I don't even reach the guide button.

I start fluffing it, trying to get every inch I can.

Next thing I know, Disney Channel's on.

I got my wiener out.

It's not good.

Kids these days are lucky though.

They got Roku remotes.

Roku remote, have you feeling real confident?

I'm Asher Cassin, thank you guys very much.

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setupI was on a date with this girl and she started talking about her ex and I know where she

setupstarted talking about his dick and for some reason she felt called to mention he wasn't

setupeven that big he was like maybe your size and yeah that's not the fucked up part see

setupthe fucked up part was she said this during the movie just like previews so I got to sit

setupthrough Twilight now while I'm thinking about this shit the whole time okay it's fucked

punchlineSo much for the hole I cut in the bottom of this popcorn bucket.

tagYou know what I mean? I guess we're not using that anymore.

tagI got a walk down from ILJ just trickling little kernels the whole fucking way down,

tagpissed off. Okay?