Kayla Esmond

Bucket Pull

Watch Kayla Esmond's Kill Tony episode 411 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.70 punch density·1.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

You know, there are a lot of upsides to being fat

that I feel like we need to talk about.

For one, I would be very hard to roofy.

That's right, I'm a fat alcoholic.

You'd need three bull-trink lives to take my ass down.

But I'm also a fat feminist,

so I pay for my own drinks on a date.

What I'm saying is I'm a cheap date but an expensive rape,

rape and uh...

That's a good life balance as far as I'm concerned.

[Bit 2]

People like to come up to me after telling these jokes.

They're like, "Oh no, Kayla. No. You're still pretty."

I'm like, "Bitch, when I say I was ugly, what?"

I'm gorgeous, okay?

I look like Liv Tyler H. on Goodman.

I am

rocking it up here.

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setupYou know, there are a lot of upsides to being fat

setupthat I feel like we need to talk about.

punchlineFor one, I would be very hard to roofy.

setupThat's right, I'm a fat alcoholic.

tagYou'd need three bull-trink lives to take my ass down.