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KT #664 - KAM PATTERSON + WILLIAM MONTGOMERY + CASEY ROCKET

2024-05-21

Remy Swice

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Watch Remy Swice's Kill Tony episode 664 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.42 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.42 punch density·2.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.42 punch density·2.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

- Brothership, what up?

[Bit 1]

Hell yeah, recently became a sugar daddy.

Oh, it's not because I'm rich,

it's 'cause I'm pre-diabetic and my nuts come out

honey roasted, ha ha.

Yeah, my name is Wilford Brehmly and I got jizzabetis.

I got that hyperglycemon.

[Bit 2]

Started dating a furry recently.

Can you believe this chick?

Anybody guess what kind of animals

you'd like to dress up as?

Just guess.

Great guess, no.

a possum.

She don't dress up like a possum.

Yeah, sex is terrible.

Every time I want to bang, she just lays on the ground

and plays dead till I leave her.

Cunt.

Can you believe that?

Dang.

Yeah.

[Bit 3]

Stop listening to women two weeks ago.

I'm done, yeah.

Yeah, everything they say could be argued as misinformation.

Yeah, right?

How come every time you put "mis" in front of something,

it fucks it up completely?

Misinformation, miscalculation, right?

Now you can't say "mister" because every time you do that,

it makes things cooler like "mister information,"

"mister calculation."

My name's Remy Swise, appreciate it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHell yeah, recently became a sugar daddy.

setupOh, it's not because I'm rich,

punchlineit's 'cause I'm pre-diabetic and my nuts come out

taghoney roasted, ha ha.

tagYeah, my name is Wilford Brehmly and I got jizzabetis.

tagI got that hyperglycemon.