Michael Rigilio

Bucket Pull

Watch Michael Rigilio's Kill Tony episode 148 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- You guys, I used to date a stripper.

Let me tell you something.

This guy could get the paint off your walls in no time.

[Bit 2]

Let's talk about stereotypes, shall we?

Stereotypes, there's what?

Sony, Panasonic,

Sanyo.

Stupid, stupid.

You guys, I'm doing all right though.

I'm doing all right.

[Bit 3]

Interesting fact about me, true fact.

I have only thought about killing myself one time.

One time.

I was like 14 years old,

and I thought about it for like 30 years straight.

It's all right, it's all right.

[Bit 4]

You guys, I'm gonna get frank with you.

Perhaps a little more frank than you're used to.

I don't like brown people.

No, it's true.

I know it's like an association thing

'cause Mike's girlfriend went there for graduate school,

but I just think they're Ivy League snobs,

particularly the Mexicans.

That's a minute.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- You guys, I used to date a stripper.

punchlineThis guy could get the paint off your walls in no time.