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Kill Tony #148 - Bill Burr, Dom Irrera & Andrew Themeles

2016-04-02

Stevie Timble

Bucket Pull

Watch Stevie Timble's Kill Tony episode 148 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·2.10 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.32 punch density·0.20 tag density

Oh, yeah.

[Bit 1]

So I grew up in a very Italian family,

and it was very different than the families

that I grew up around.

Most American families, they want their kids

to do better than them.

Oh, you'll be much better than me when you grow up.

You'll be so great, Italian families.

You only got a little of my DNA, you know?

So you're not going to be quite as good as me,

but maybe if you're the president someday,

I have a little respect for you.

But Italian families are the same.

They got a lot of the same games and stuff.

You guys have hide and go seat.

We have hide and don't tell anybody what you saw.

There's Duck Duck Goose here.

There's Duck Duck, someone shooting through the window.

And finally, there's Monopoly here in America.

In Italy, we have Monopoly on all the businesses.

[Bit 2]

I felt like I wasn't personal.

I like to paint my penis green.

Just when it's soft, though, I painted green when it's soft

So when I get hard, I feel like the Incredible Hulk.

Then I do my goo when I'm back to being Bruce Banner.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupSo I grew up in a very Italian family,

setupand it was very different than the families

setupthat I grew up around.

setupMost American families, they want their kids

setupto do better than them.

setupOh, you'll be much better than me when you grow up.

setupYou'll be so great, Italian families.

setupYou only got a little of my DNA, you know?

setupSo you're not going to be quite as good as me,

setupbut maybe if you're the president someday,

punchlineI have a little respect for you.