Alfred K. Noswas

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Watch Alfred K. Noswas's Kill Tony episode 148 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So, people love to tell me they think I sound white.

Like it's some kind of compliment, which to me it's not. No offense, but it's not.

And it used to really piss me off until I quickly realized every time somebody says I sound white my credit score goes up like 10 points

I'm up to 857 right now. That means if one more person calls me Carlton, I can buy a house

If it happens two more times I could live in Cerritos

[Bit 2]

Here's the thing my name is Alfred. Okay, I don't sound white I sound like an Alfred

I was named after my grandfather, so really I'm Alfred the Third, which is way too fancy

of a name for me, because if you met somebody named Alfred the Third, you'd expect royalty.

Like at the very least, like the King of Cerritos or something.

At best, I'm the hipster version of that black stormtrooper.

I don't think it gets any better than that for me.

That's all I got.

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setupSo, people love to tell me they think I sound white.

setupLike it's some kind of compliment, which to me it's not. No offense, but it's not.

punchlineAnd it used to really piss me off until I quickly realized every time somebody says I sound white my credit score goes up like 10 points