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2019-10-24

Eddie C

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Watch Eddie C's Kill Tony episode 404 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.15 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

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- Yo.

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So I was talking to my boy's mom about black.com yesterday.

And it was explaining her to what it was.

You know, if you don't know what it is,

it's usually a hot lunch,

going to some job for the first time

with somebody important, football, basketball player,

who had a big black dude comes in,

says, "We fucking."

Okay, it goes.

She asked, "Well, do they have those for Latinos?

She's Mexican, you know, they have those for us."

I was like, yeah, no, I don't think so.

Because first of all, I get to get rid of the high heels.

Because we're not tall enough to be--

we're five, six, five, eight.

We don't hit six foot.

So there's only so much you could do.

And our jobs-- I mean, our jobs on black,

the stereotypical-- not black jobs--

and stereotypical Mexican jobs are cleaning lawns and fucking

cleaning houses.

And how many times can you do that before it

stops getting sexy?

You know what I mean?

So many times, you can be like, oh, I

I didn't do good in junior college, so it's my first job

cutting the lawn here.

Paco, what do you need me to do?

Yeah, that's it, thank you.

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setupSo I was talking to my boy's mom about black.com yesterday.

setupAnd it was explaining her to what it was.

setupYou know, if you don't know what it is,

setupit's usually a hot lunch,

setupgoing to some job for the first time

setupwith somebody important, football, basketball player,

setupwho had a big black dude comes in,

setupsays, "We fucking."

setupShe asked, "Well, do they have those for Latinos?

setupShe's Mexican, you know, they have those for us."

setupI was like, yeah, no, I don't think so.

setupBecause first of all, I get to get rid of the high heels.

setupBecause we're not tall enough to be--

setupwe're five, six, five, eight.

setupWe don't hit six foot.

setupSo there's only so much you could do.

setupAnd our jobs-- I mean, our jobs on black,

setupthe stereotypical-- not black jobs--

setupand stereotypical Mexican jobs are cleaning lawns and fucking

setupcleaning houses.

setupAnd how many times can you do that before it

punchlinestops getting sexy?

setupSo many times, you can be like, oh, I

tagI didn't do good in junior college, so it's my first job

tagcutting the lawn here.

tagPaco, what do you need me to do?