Matthew Cookson

Bucket Pull

Watch Matthew Cookson's Kill Tony episode 439 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Hey.

So this is also my first time on stage.

I'm a big stage like this.

I've done open mics at the shitty dive bar

right next to my apartment.

And I might be a little nervous.

[Bit 1]

But I got into comedy recently

because I broke up with my high school girlfriend.

She graduated.

[Bit 2]

It's been a little hard, dating since then.

And I've been hanging out with a woman recently

I can't even really say that we're dating.

Oh, the mic is slipping down.

Uh...

But we hang out a lot, right?

You know, like, we hang out all the time.

Every single time that we have sex,

like, every single time we have sex, she cries.

And then one day, just completely out of the blue,

she escaped.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupBut I got into comedy recently

setupbecause I broke up with my high school girlfriend.

punchlineShe graduated.