Peter Mullane

Bucket Pull

Watch Peter Mullane's Kill Tony episode 439 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Called up first, thank you, God.

[Bit 1]

It might be hard for you to tell, but I'm Irish.

That means I was born pissed off.

[Bit 2]

Since I'm always pissed off, my hands, they just never stop shaking.

They even shake here when I'm nervous.

I'm nervous now.

I get even more nervous when I have sex.

My shaky hands, they make me look like a bitch.

The last girl I was with though, she said she didn't mind

because it reminded her of her vibrator.

But I think she was lying to me

because now she's gone back to using her vibrator

instead of using my hand.

[Bit 3]

I always see like those videos of like rich people

going to the hood and building up like parks for,

you know, poor people to play basketball

and shit like that.

But I think they're just in it for the long run.

They're looking for the next Michael Jordan.

I think slavery was something for the long run.

Without slavery, US would never win the Olympics.

- What the fuck?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupIt might be hard for you to tell, but I'm Irish.

punchlineThat means I was born pissed off.