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2022-12-27

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Watch Zach Black's Kill Tony episode 589 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.14 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.14 punch density·0.00 tag density

- What's up, Vulcan?

[Bit 1]

I just went to my first rodeo here in Texas

and this hot girl on a horse said hi to me.

So now I've been jerking off the videos

of women riding horses.

You ever seen a woman ride a horse?

My God.

I don't know how they get the horse to land

it's back like that.

But it brings a whole new meaning to reverse cowgirl.

And I jerk off over the toilet.

I don't know how you guys do it.

I don't want my dog to see me.

But I put on my assless chaps.

I straddle the toilet.

I put the plunger on the floor behind me.

I sit down on that.

A little reverse cowboy.

And I see if I can hold on for eight seconds.

[Bit 2]

That's actually not true.

That girl never said hi to me.

Anybody been to the rodeo?

Anybody rode the mechanical bull at the rodeo?

Okay, I should have stopped earlier.

I'm done, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupI just went to my first rodeo here in Texas

setupand this hot girl on a horse said hi to me.

setupSo now I've been jerking off the videos

setupof women riding horses.

setupYou ever seen a woman ride a horse?

setupI don't know how they get the horse to land

setupit's back like that.

punchlineBut it brings a whole new meaning to reverse cowgirl.