Justin Tamayo

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Watch Justin Tamayo's Kill Tony episode 738 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So my buddy just came back from his honeymoon trip in the Virgin Islands.

And when he was out there, the tour guide on the boat, he said, "If you look just right out there, you can see Epstein's Island."

What the fuck? He looked over his wife. He said, "What the fuck?"

He said, "Yeah, and if you go on the beach, you grab a seashell, you can hear a kid cry."

Yeah, it's fucked up.

Y'all laughed at that, but that's...

Yeah, um, sorry.

You got any single people here?

Yeah, fuck yeah.

[Bit 2]

I'm doing that online dating, or what I call...

I keep getting tricked by fat girls.

The worst kind of fat girl on there is the pregnant ones.

'Cause, no, that is not the threesome I want to have.

Alright, I'm Justin Tamayo. Thank you, guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo my buddy just came back from his honeymoon trip in the Virgin Islands.

setupAnd when he was out there, the tour guide on the boat, he said, "If you look just right out there, you can see Epstein's Island."

setupWhat the fuck? He looked over his wife. He said, "What the fuck?"

punchlineHe said, "Yeah, and if you go on the beach, you grab a seashell, you can hear a kid cry."