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Watch Paul Ramirez's Kill Tony episode 738 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.37 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- So I just got told I looked like a Pokemon trainer

a fentanyl addiction?

Hell yeah, dude, I sucked a pikachu from dick, you know?

All right, that sucked.

[Bit 2]

Hell yeah, I just graduated high school

about a year ago today, and I found out in the news,

I'm an old high school teacher,

he got arrested for training A's and he changed for sex,

which wasn't news to me because I was a straight A student

back in high school.

He taught me a valuable lesson though,

one lesson he taught me was that sometimes in life

he got to give head to get ahead, you know?

[Bit 3]

High school was weird for me.

I went to high school during the era of school shootings,

you know?

And my school came up with a program

to prevent school shootings.

My school came up with a program where we'd be nice

to the kid who we thought was most likely

to shoot up the school, you know?

Which benefited me, 'cause it made me Mr. Popular

back in high school.

I don't know why I was gonna shoot up the school.

I was too busy sucking my teacher off, you know?

- Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- So I just got told I looked like a Pokemon trainer

setupa fentanyl addiction?

punchlineHell yeah, dude, I sucked a pikachu from dick, you know?