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2017-08-27

Moshe

Bucket Pull

Watch Moshe's Kill Tony episode 198 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I'm the guy that left a 10 year relationship on Christmas

while her twin sister got engaged to.

And why did I do it?

Why did I do it?

I did it for more than love.

I did it for something you could reach out

and grab a hold of.

A big set of natural tits.

Problem is this shit just wants to fuck.

All she does is want to fuck.

I can't even work so I bring her to the doctor.

He tells me OCD.

This OCD's not that curable though.

Obsessive cock disorder.

I gotta stay at home and fuck her nonstop.

I said, "Don, I can't do it.

"I work on the road."

I'm staying home all I do is work on the road.

Don says, "What's your address?"

I'll give her to fucking medicine.

It's a fucking killer.

That's right, my name is Moshe.

Maybe you may be Jewish out there, but I'm not an ally. I'm sorry. I'm not Jewish.

But don't worry, I'm not German, and I'm not out here to fool you.

[Bit 2]

Alright Jews, don't worry. Just a kid from Queens.

Try to make the big leagues. Alright? We're four years in a minor league.

Worked one big league spring training game. That was it. Not a player. Fucking umpire.

What the fuck is going on?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I'm the guy that left a 10 year relationship on Christmas

setupwhile her twin sister got engaged to.

setupAnd why did I do it?

setupWhy did I do it?

setupI did it for more than love.

setupI did it for something you could reach out

setupand grab a hold of.

punchlineA big set of natural tits.