- Thank you very much, Tony, in the contraband.
[Bit 1]
All right, so anyway, I was on a forced vacation
for the last couple of years,
got myself in a little bit of trouble.
[Bit 2]
And on the one out, I started to notice
that there was different stuff going on.
There was all kinds of movements.
And I saw a movement for BLM.
And I started getting pissed off.
I was like, what the fuck's going on?
Who's out here killing motherfucking Smurfs, man?
I was out there for like three goddamn weeks
I was ready to fuck somebody up again, Smurfette.
Anyway, so all kinds of other shit was changing around.
[Bit 3]
And I started to notice that they're changing the names
of jobs that people have.
Like you're no longer a waiter, you're now a server.
And to me that's absolutely ridiculous.
You wait for me to come in, you wait for me to leave.
And then the stewardess shit is just pissing me off too.
Like you're a flight attendant.
Bitch, you steward me onto the plane,
you steward me off the plane,
we're all attending the fucking flight.
And so the whole time, you know, we're just sitting there
and I'm just chipping out and I'm like,
[Bit 4]
I need to do something different with my life.
So I decided to become a fucking rapper.
And what do I do to become a rapper?
as I just decide that fuck it,
I need to come up with a song that's misogynistic as--
I wanna hear the rest of this, go ahead.
- All right, so I come up with a song
and now it has to be as misogynistic as hell.
So I'm thinking one, two, three, four,
I dropped my balls on your face, bitch.
I dropped my balls on your face, bitch.
- Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
