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KILL TONY #418 - ANDREW SANTINO + DAN SODER

2019-12-10

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Watch Blue Ball's Kill Tony episode 418 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.33 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.48 punch density·1.33 tag density·3 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Hey.

[Bit 1]

So, I didn't know what to wear

'cause I was wondering if my camo toe

makes my moose knuckle look big.

[Bit 2]

Like I really need to worry about that,

'cause you can tell I'm aging, not so gracefully.

[Bit 3]

I keep holding my boobs 'cause if I run,

like one of them will get hard,

and the other one's like pathetic.

[Bit 4]

Anyway, I have a birthday coming up,

and someone said, "Oh, what are you turning?"

Less desirable is what I'm turning, for sure.

[Bit 5]

I remember when guys used to say like,

"Hey, can I do some blow on your tits?"

I'm thinking fuck, yeah, hell yeah.

Can I just fucking do a gaggle on your dick?

And they're like, well, fuck, I don't know.

Does anyone ever ask that?

I don't know.

That was kind of a co-core back in the day.

[Bit 6]

I wish Tommy Lee was around.

I'd be like, fucking hey.

It's a big ass line.

- Blue ball, ladies and gentlemen,

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupSo, I didn't know what to wear

setup'cause I was wondering if my camo toe

punchlinemakes my moose knuckle look big.