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KILL TONY #418 - ANDREW SANTINO + DAN SODER

2019-12-10

Devin Clark

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Watch Devin Clark's Kill Tony episode 418 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.63 punch density·1.54 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.35 punch density·0.75 tag density

Yeah, yeah, what's up, y'all?

[Bit 1]

So one of my favorite words is flabbergasted.

I love that word.

It means to be overcome with astonishment.

But it can mean anything, really.

Like if I say, hey, man, don't go in that restroom.

Somebody flabbergasted all over the floor.

You know exactly what I mean, and you know not to go

in that bathroom, right?

That word is a reason I never want to go to prison,

because I don't want my ass to get flabbergasted.

My ass can't handle any kind of astonishment.

[Bit 2]

One time after a show this guy came up to me,

he said, "Hey man, you got a nice voice.

"How'd you like to narrate audiobooks

"for gay romance novels?"

I said, "Thanks, but no thanks, man."

He said, "Are you sure?

"It pays $5,000 a book."

Boom, cut to me in the studio.

His buttocks was smooth and soft in my hand.

I wanted him in every conceivable way.

I got so excited.

flabbergasted in my pants.

All right, you guys.

My name is Devin Clark.

Thanks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo one of my favorite words is flabbergasted.

setupI love that word.

setupIt means to be overcome with astonishment.

setupBut it can mean anything, really.

setupLike if I say, hey, man, don't go in that restroom.

punchlineSomebody flabbergasted all over the floor.

tagYou know exactly what I mean, and you know not to go

tagin that bathroom, right?