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KILL TONY #418 - ANDREW SANTINO + DAN SODER

2019-12-10

Kyle Gridley

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Watch Kyle Gridley's Kill Tony episode 418 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.26 punch density, 4.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.26 punch density·4.00 tag density

All right, hey, thank you.

Thank you.

[Bit 1]

What's up, all right, hey, one time I was at a bar and I went

inside the men's bathroom and there was this hot girl already

inside the men's bathroom.

And she looks at me and she's like, prop the door shut.

And I was like, what?

She was like, prop the door shut.

So I prop the door shut.

And she went inside her purse and she got a cocaine.

We started doing key bumps inside the men's bathroom, and I do bump she does not and I do bump and then the barter

He just breaks into the bathroom and kicks us both outside of the bar

We're outside and we're talking and you know I have to go it's late

And I just didn't know how to say goodbye to this woman you know so this is what I figured out

I'll just like I just try to shake her hand. I was like goodbye and she looked at my hand

She was like put your hand in my mouth. I was like what?

She's like put your hand in my mouth, and I was like lady

Do you want to kiss or do you want a hug?

She's like I want you to put your hand in my mouth

So I put my head in her mouth and she bit the shit out of me guys.

Do you know how much it hurts to get bit by someone with cocaine lock jaw?

She would not stop chewing.

I am an idiot.

Don't do cocaine with a strange lady inside a bar.

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setupWhat's up, all right, hey, one time I was at a bar and I went

setupinside the men's bathroom and there was this hot girl already

setupinside the men's bathroom.

setupAnd she looks at me and she's like, prop the door shut.

setupAnd I was like, what?

setupShe was like, prop the door shut.

setupSo I prop the door shut.

setupAnd she went inside her purse and she got a cocaine.

setupWe started doing key bumps inside the men's bathroom, and I do bump she does not and I do bump and then the barter

setupHe just breaks into the bathroom and kicks us both outside of the bar

setupWe're outside and we're talking and you know I have to go it's late

setupAnd I just didn't know how to say goodbye to this woman you know so this is what I figured out

setupI'll just like I just try to shake her hand. I was like goodbye and she looked at my hand

setupShe was like put your hand in my mouth. I was like what?

setupShe's like put your hand in my mouth, and I was like lady

setupDo you want to kiss or do you want a hug?

setupShe's like I want you to put your hand in my mouth

punchlineSo I put my head in her mouth and she bit the shit out of me guys.

tagDo you know how much it hurts to get bit by someone with cocaine lock jaw?

tagShe would not stop chewing.

tagI am an idiot.

tagDon't do cocaine with a strange lady inside a bar.