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2017-02-23

Anthony Grabert

Bucket Pull

Watch Anthony Grabert's Kill Tony episode 191 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.28 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.28 punch density·0.67 tag density

- Thank you, I'm great.

[Bit 1]

Hey, look, I like to get fucked up, man.

But not by like drinking or nothing.

I like to find new ways to do it.

Like I read you can get high by huffing a can of ready whip.

I don't know if I'm doing all right because I've

gained like 47 pounds.

[Bit 2]

That's gone over a pretty bad bout of erectile dysfunction

too.

Every time I-- pretty bad bout.

I lay down with a lady, you know nothing would work.

I'd take these pills and they wouldn't help.

But then last week I went to the doctor

and it turns out I'm just really gay.

So I've been dabbling in homosexuality now.

'Cause my doctor says it's a little dabble, do ya?

[Bit 3]

And, you know, I've been meeting people on Grindr

and OKCupid and things like that.

It's great you can meet all these gay people online

because before the internet,

you can only meet gay people in hell.

I guess I'll do an impression real quick.

That's my impression of a gospel singer, oh shit.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHey, look, I like to get fucked up, man.

setupBut not by like drinking or nothing.

setupI like to find new ways to do it.

setupLike I read you can get high by huffing a can of ready whip.

setupI don't know if I'm doing all right because I've

punchlinegained like 47 pounds.