David Nieman

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Watch David Nieman's Kill Tony episode 166 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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I'm 24 and I've been 40 for like three years.

And that's been.

I lost my hair because I got cancer.

I hope.

Because otherwise, I mean, you would think beating cancer would be good enough.

But still, I just want to like not be a bald person.

I just wanted to be a bald cancer person, not just a bald person.

It'd be nice to tell somebody who wanted to have kids with me, "Hey, look, it was--I

had cancer.

It's not--I don't have bald genes.

I just have cancer genes."

And I'll close with that.

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punchlineI'm 24 and I've been 40 for like three years.