Ryan Joseph

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Watch Ryan Joseph's Kill Tony episode 472 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So I applied for this apartment online.

And I got rejected because of bad credit,

so I gotta drive over there just to show them that I'm white.

[Bit 2]

They got a lot of problems at retirement homes,

a lot of STDs going around.

I used to volunteer at a retirement home.

You wouldn't believe how many STDs

these 95-year-olds have, and they don't warn you.

[Bit 3]

I think it's pretty sexist to say

that a man and a woman can't have a platonic relationship.

I have so many female friends that are fat.

[Bit 4]

Yeah, I don't get women, it's like,

if you don't wanna have sex with me,

why'd you get in my Uber?

[Bit 5]

My dad's got PTSD from his time in Vietnam.

Apparently he burned down this village full of like women and children. It was like craziest vacation ever

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I applied for this apartment online.

setupAnd I got rejected because of bad credit,

punchlineso I gotta drive over there just to show them that I'm white.