Kylie Vincent

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Watch Kylie Vincent's Kill Tony episode 486 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.38 punch density·0.20 tag density

[Bit 1]

- When my boyfriend and I fight,

we usually have makeup sex,

and then after makeup sex,

we have makeup sex 'cause I choke him too hard.

[Bit 2]

Abortion's a big topic.

Stevie Nicks even weighed in on the argument.

She's like, "Hey, without my abortion,

"you guys wouldn't have had Fleetwood Mac,"

which I think is a bad argument for other women,

'cause it's like, okay, without an abortion,

I wouldn't be performing in parking lots.

[Bit 3]

I've actually never had an abortion.

I just waiting for the right baby.

[Bit 4]

I was reading about Bill Cosby,

and it seems a form of his sexual harassment

were having women read him bedtime stories

and feed him meals.

And I was like, God, that's awful.

Just rape me instead, you know?

I don't wanna read you Goodnight Moon,

you can just piss me.

- Jesus. - All right, thanks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- When my boyfriend and I fight,

setupwe usually have makeup sex,

setupand then after makeup sex,

punchlinewe have makeup sex 'cause I choke him too hard.