Avery Hutto

Bucket PullMan

Watch Avery Hutto's Kill Tony episode 663 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 8 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 0.13 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·8 beats·0.53 punch density·0.13 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I actually used to date a girl who's bisexual.

It's kind of like a medium gay.

You wanna know something embarrassing?

When her and I first started dating,

she had actually slept with more women than I have.

But here's the deal.

I grew up like a super strict Catholic,

so I fucked way more dudes.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, we actually -- she broke up with me

because I used to beat her all the time in board games.

Yeah, we'd be playing Monopoly.

She'd start to win.

I'd get super amped up, and then I'd punch her in the face.

Yeah.

[Bit 3]

I'm trying not to do cocaine anymore.

It's making me too powerful.

Yeah, my favorite thing to do on cocaine

Everything to do on cocaine was try to stand completely still.

It makes you feel like you're hitting a grind on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

[Bit 4]

Got any any ketamine fans in the audience?

Dude, fucking losers, dude.

Fucking losers, dude.

There's nothing worse than anybody who likes ketamine.

Ketamine's for people who got punched in the face and they're like,

"Oh yeah, that was awesome."

Thank you.

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setup- So I actually used to date a girl who's bisexual.

punchlineIt's kind of like a medium gay.