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KT #682 - MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (NIGHT TWO) - TRUMP/SHANE GILLIS + BIDEN/ADAM RAY + DAVE ATTELL

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Watch Jeff Ross's Kill Tony episode 682 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 9 bits, 9 joke beats, 0.48 punch density, 0.11 tag density.

Career avg·9.00 bits/set·9.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.11 tag density·1 set

This set·9 bits·9 beats·0.48 punch density·0.11 tag density

Well, well, thank you, Jody.

What the fuck, MSG?

[Bit 1]

How did this happen, Jody?

How did this happen?

You're up here with the leader of the free world,

the Republican nominee,

and a guy who looks like he works a Ferris wheel in Bosnia.

David tell my brother great to see you Dave. Yeah, really I can't believe that

[Bit 2]

You're up here with you know, you look like you're here to assassinate the impressionist

[Bit 3]

No, it's great to see Biden Trump and Vladimir gluten coming together

for a powwow

[Bit 4]

Dave the bumping Mike brothers have been reunited Dave that outfit makes a statement. Yeah, what is it?

These kids were dead when I got here. Oh

Come on, you can do better than that.

-Dave. -Yes?

[Bit 5]

-Dave looks like he sells used respirators.

Look at this crew. Wow.

[Bit 6]

Dave looks like the scab on Trump's ear.

[Bit 7]

We all know Tony's voting for Trump,

but his vest collection is voting for Kamala.

I love you so much, Tony.

This means so much that you're doing this. I couldn't miss this. I haven't been on stage

in a few months

I've been going through a health thing and you called me yesterday and

We got emotional talking about our old days when we first came to New York. I got on a red high red

Eye, I couldn't miss this you are fucking doing amazing things. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you, buddy

This is incredible. Thank you Dave

[Bit 8]

You guys know my oncologist David tell everybody

Dave looks like the tumor they took out of my colon

This is incredibly fun, I feel so lucky to be a comedian I really do Tony Hinchcliffe

[Bit 9]

MSG make it stand up great again

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHow did this happen, Jody?

setupHow did this happen?

setupYou're up here with the leader of the free world,

setupthe Republican nominee,

punchlineand a guy who looks like he works a Ferris wheel in Bosnia.