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KT #682 - MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (NIGHT TWO) - TRUMP/SHANE GILLIS + BIDEN/ADAM RAY + DAVE ATTELL

Alexa Samino

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Watch Alexa Samino's Kill Tony episode 682 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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- Oh my God, hey y'all, how we doing?

[Bit 1]

So I actually just got out of a four

and a half year relationship.

Thank you, thank you.

And it was hard when you were gonna

spend the rest of your life with that person, you know?

But having said that, I've been with the same guy

for four years and I am so ready to see some new dick.

Holy shit.

[Bit 2]

No, I learned real quick that my type

was anyone who needed a green card.

Dude, foreign men hit so different,

the migrant crisis has been like my favorite thing ever.

Kinda like the Anthony Bourdain of Dick.

Instead of a globe trotter, I'm more of a globe thotter.

[Bit 3]

The one thing that does suck about

not being a monogamous relationship anymore

It's stuffed by condoms, which sucks.

But a lot of European guys are not circumcised,

so it's kind of like the dick comes with one.

Thank y'all so much.

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setupSo I actually just got out of a four

setupand a half year relationship.

setupAnd it was hard when you were gonna

setupspend the rest of your life with that person, you know?

setupBut having said that, I've been with the same guy

punchlinefor four years and I am so ready to see some new dick.