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KT #682 - MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (NIGHT TWO) - TRUMP/SHANE GILLIS + BIDEN/ADAM RAY + DAVE ATTELL

Pauly Shore

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Watch Pauly Shore's Kill Tony episode 682 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.26 punch density·0.17 tag density

[Bit 1]

I know we're in New York City, you're not supposed to say this, but thank God there's

not a fucking New York fucking comedian on this stage.

I knew that wasn't gonna get a laugh.

You're supposed to give me a rimshot right there anyways.

So anyways, thank you guys for coming out.

[Bit 2]

My name is Paulie Shore and this is what I look like now.

Thank you.

[Bit 3]

A lot of people ask me every day

when I'm gonna do another movie,

I'm like, "Fuck, you fucking tell me, bro."

You know what I'm fucking saying?

[Bit 4]

I'm staying in the East Village.

You guys know the East Village?

I like the East Village 'cause there's a lot of hipsters.

You guys know what a hipster is?

They basically dress how I dress back in the fucking '90s.

I was there the other day, I saw some guy walking down the street

looking like a fucking Steven Tyler's fucking microphone stand, bro.

[Bit 5]

But I go to this juice bar, this juice bar in the East Village,

it's pretty fucking cool.

You guys like juice bars?

When you walk in, it's like, "Ugh, carrots, ugh, apples, ugh, ginger."

The cool part about the juice bar is the dude working there

can look at you and tell you what juice he thinks you need

based on the pigmentation of your skin.

So I walk in last week, I'm like,

what the fuck should I get?

He goes, bro, you could use a face melter.

I'm like, what's in it?

He's like, cayenne pepper, oil,

oregano, and lemon ginger.

It'll build up your immune system.

You have AIDS, right?

My name's Paula Shore, not Tony Hinchcliffe, bro.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI know we're in New York City, you're not supposed to say this, but thank God there's

punchlinenot a fucking New York fucking comedian on this stage.