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KT #761 (HOUSTON) - ADAM RAY + KIM CONGDON

2026-03-24

Jake McFarland

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Watch Jake McFarland's Kill Tony episode 761 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

Hey Sugarland.

[Bit 1]

I just wanna start this by saying,

I'm five years sober and clean.

From white pussy.

Yeah, wasn't a hard choice.

White pussy tastes like nickels.

Yeah, it does, that's true.

Yeah.

[Bit 2]

It's February, baby!

Yeah, not a lot of black people in here.

That's crazy.

Yeah, it's February and as a black man,

I...

I'm just gonna tell you, as a black man, I'm doing my part.

Yeah.

I'm out there doing it.

Yeah. I've been eating black pussy.

Yeah.

And I was actually recently eating some black pussy

just a couple days ago,

and I was down there in them thick thighs.

You know how it is.

And I was down there doing my thing.

You know?

Hey.

But I was running out of air quick, all right?

I come up for air, I go, "Ahh! Ahh!"

She grabs me by the back of the head and goes,

"No, reparations, bitch."

I was like, "Oh, motherfucking, rah-tah-tah-tah-tah."

Yeah.

I, uh...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just wanna start this by saying,

setupI'm five years sober and clean.

punchlineFrom white pussy.

tagYeah, wasn't a hard choice.

tagWhite pussy tastes like nickels.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just wanna start this by saying,

setupI'm five years sober and clean.

punchlineFrom white pussy.

tagYeah, wasn't a hard choice.

tagWhite pussy tastes like nickels.

Every joke is broken into beats — each with a setup, punchline, and any tags — and assigned one of 10 structural types: misdirect, reframe, phonetic-match, double-meaning, contradiction, analogy, hyperbole, elephant-in-the-room, anti-humor, and absurdism. How to Annotate Jokes →