Kyle Clinton

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Watch Kyle Clinton's Kill Tony episode 761 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

My big brother recently told me he got a vasectomy,

and then he asked me if I was gonna get a vasectomy.

I was like, "I think I gotta be getting some pussy first."

[Bit 2]

Being from Eastern Kentucky,

sometimes people ask me if I banged my cousin.

I'm like, "No."

She was homecoming queen.

She was way out of my league.

Plus, I had a big brother and like six cousins.

My family had some real stiff competition.

[Bit 3]

Growing up in Kentucky, sometimes people think I was brought up Baptists, but I was actually

raised Methodist.

And in my 20s I became a Crystal Methodist.

Thank you everybody, I'm Kyle Clinton.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMy big brother recently told me he got a vasectomy,

setupand then he asked me if I was gonna get a vasectomy.

punchlineI was like, "I think I gotta be getting some pussy first."