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KT #761 (HOUSTON) - ADAM RAY + KIM CONGDON

2026-03-24

Max Wissinger

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Watch Max Wissinger's Kill Tony episode 761 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.44 punch density·0.40 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I was making out with my girlfriend last week.

- Things were heating up.

She started taking her clothes off.

She was like, "Max, you look like a kid in a candy store."

I said, "Babe, it's not you.

I look like a kid in any store."

Yeah.

Just kidding.

I don't have a girlfriend.

Yeah.

[Bit 2]

I can't keep a girlfriend, all right?

'Cause they don't feel safe with me.

Because I'm gluten-free.

I mean, I can't even fight off a little Debbie.

It sucks, right? Like someone brings donuts to work.

I can't have any.

Apple fritter, straight to the shitter.

Being gluten-free is so depressing.

The only time I even think about using a toaster

is when I'm taking a bath.

Guys, come on.

My therapist said I need an outlet.

- Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- So I was making out with my girlfriend last week.

setup- Things were heating up.

setupShe started taking her clothes off.

setupShe was like, "Max, you look like a kid in a candy store."

setupI said, "Babe, it's not you.

punchlineI look like a kid in any store."