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2017-05-23

Alex Verzi

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Watch Alex Verzi's Kill Tony episode 195 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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Thank you guys.

Yeah. I am a triplet.

[Bit 1]

My mom had four babies in 15 months.

And given birth was a big sport,

my mom would be in the Hall of Fame.

You know, her,

she had a gold maternity gown

placenta would be up in the rafters. My family's had a bunch of weird pregnancies though. My aunt,

[Bit 2]

she just had a baby at 47 years old. Yeah, she had one of those test tube babies because no one wanted

to fuck her. She's very ugly man, very ugly. And it's kind of selfish too because no one loves her,

so she had to make something that would love her? It's very weird. I was kind of scared though,

'Cause 47, that's old.

Like, I thought for sure the baby was gonna be retarded.

Like, 47's the number of chromosomes

that thing should've had, you know?

I thought it'd come out with a helmet on,

little pedestal trapezoid head.

I know.

There's nothing wrong with having a mentally challenged child

except the next 18 years, but other than that,

nothing, nothing too bad.

That's all I got.

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setupMy mom had four babies in 15 months.

setupAnd given birth was a big sport,

setupmy mom would be in the Hall of Fame.

setupYou know, her,

setupshe had a gold maternity gown

punchlineplacenta would be up in the rafters. My family's had a bunch of weird pregnancies though. My aunt,