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2024-07-02

Dylan Jarbo

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Watch Dylan Jarbo's Kill Tony episode 670 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.82 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.86 punch density·0.92 tag density·2 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.82 punch density·1.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

There's a lot of protests going on in Austin right now.

I'm not gonna lie, up until a week ago,

I thought Hamas was Spanish for more ham.

I was like...

[Bit 2]

I got pulled over on Sixth Street.

I didn't even think that was possible.

I thought it was, like, International Waters out there.

[Bit 3]

White guys, we get pulled over.

We talk to the police like they're our Uber driver.

"What's up, boss man? Busy night!

You have an iPhone charger?

Can I vape in here?"

[Bit 4]

I think they should bring back the show "Pimp My Ride."

Remember that?

Bring back, pay my ride.

This time it's just for people who live in their car.

What's up, Kevin?

We heard you're homeless.

We put a microwave in your trunk.

Figure it out.

[Bit 5]

No, I know the struggle.

We didn't have a lot of money growing up.

When I was a kid, every night for dinner,

we had macaroni or cheese.

Always picked cheese.

[Bit 6]

Actually, I had a job interview recently.

You got to be memorable, stick out.

He asked me, Dylan, what do you bring to the table?

I said I'd bring another table.

You're hired. Welcome to Rooms to Go.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupThere's a lot of protests going on in Austin right now.

setupI'm not gonna lie, up until a week ago,

punchlineI thought Hamas was Spanish for more ham.