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Kill Tony #228 (Mike Lawrence, Jason Gillearn)

2017-09-09

Michael Panea

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Watch Michael Panea's Kill Tony episode 228 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.47 punch density, 8.00 tag density.

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Hi, everybody.

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Happy Labor Day.

Labor Day is an awesome time of the year

when the seasons change.

In some cities, it changes more than others.

For example, in Seattle, they act like zombies

and they scream, this football season!

Here in LA, I'd be driving around on Lyft,

and we had talked to a guy about football season.

He says, "Oh, great, great, how's football season?"

He goes, "Great."

I said, "So, have you watched any bowl games lately?"

And he goes, "Oh yeah, I watched a few bowl games."

And I said, "Oh, good, good."

He goes, "Which one?"

He goes, "The Hollywood Bowl."

I said, "Oh, really, the Hollywood Bowl."

I said, "Well, that's great."

And he goes, "So I says, what was the score?"

He's like, "I thought I was gonna hear something

about college football."

And he says, "Oh, Lady Gaga was awesome."

Said, "You know, she's not as good as she used to be."

And I thought, "Oh, I was talking about football,

not Lady Gaga."

LA's a pretty strange place where they actually have

seasons and football elsewhere.

Anyways, you should be up.

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setupHappy Labor Day.

setupLabor Day is an awesome time of the year

setupwhen the seasons change.

setupIn some cities, it changes more than others.

setupFor example, in Seattle, they act like zombies

setupand they scream, this football season!

setupHere in LA, I'd be driving around on Lyft,

setupand we had talked to a guy about football season.

setupHe says, "Oh, great, great, how's football season?"

setupHe goes, "Great."

setupI said, "So, have you watched any bowl games lately?"

setupAnd he goes, "Oh yeah, I watched a few bowl games."

setupAnd I said, "Oh, good, good."

setupHe goes, "Which one?"

punchlineHe goes, "The Hollywood Bowl."

tagI said, "Oh, really, the Hollywood Bowl."

tagI said, "Well, that's great."

setupAnd he goes, "So I says, what was the score?"

setupHe's like, "I thought I was gonna hear something

setupabout college football."

tagAnd he says, "Oh, Lady Gaga was awesome."

tagSaid, "You know, she's not as good as she used to be."

tagAnd I thought, "Oh, I was talking about football,

tagnot Lady Gaga."

tagLA's a pretty strange place where they actually have

tagseasons and football elsewhere.