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Watch Nino's Kill Tony episode 749 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.57 punch density·1.42 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.47 punch density·1.33 tag density

- Mother shit, what the fuck is up?

[Bit 1]

I don't know if you guys could tell by the way I'm dressed,

but I am an essential worker.

Okay, cool, don't clap, fucking assholes.

[Bit 2]

But yeah, I deliver groceries for a living.

Without me, Westlake and BK would starve, right?

Austin needs me!

And I think I speak for all delivery drivers

when I say this, if you live in an apartment complex,

do not order groceries online, okay?

That is for homeowners only.

'Cause every time I go to a shitty apartment complex,

you're on the 12th floor,

your elevator don't work, and you don't tip.

[Bit 3]

Speaking of no tips, if you're Indian,

I'm not talking about Native Americans.

I'm talking about Dash from a Duck.

Don't order groceries online, okay?

Taj beer, I swear, next time you order with me, dude,

I'm gonna rub a chicken masala all over my nuts

and give you some real spice, bam.

All right, that's my time, guys. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI don't know if you guys could tell by the way I'm dressed,

punchlinebut I am an essential worker.

tagOkay, cool, don't clap, fucking assholes.