Big Vinny

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Watch Big Vinny's Kill Tony episode 702 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

Hello, great people of Austin, Texas.

And Mexicans.

[Bit 2]

Did you know the most selfish people on the planet

are Make-A-Wish kids?

Instead of meeting LeBron James,

Taylor Swift, or John Cena,

they could wish for something that would help everybody.

Like making suicide hotline go straight to Mr. Beast.

Seriously, that would help some people.

[Bit 3]

Nobody appreciates a wasted wish.

Imagine you're the Make-A-Wish kid's dad, $50,000 in debt,

swimming in medical bills, and your kid just wishes to go

to the movie theater one last time.

You're in the room crying.

That's so cute.

Close the door, walk out.

That's six-act-of-shit!

Could have cleared my fucking debt.

I would have brought him to the fucking theater one more time.

I'm very Italian.

There's more to that joke.

Do you want me to finish it?

So yes, my father did beat my mother within an inch

of her life.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupHello, great people of Austin, Texas.

punchlineAnd Mexicans.