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KT#702 - SHANE GILLIS + MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR

2025-01-28

Andrew Tarr

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Watch Andrew Tarr's Kill Tony episode 702 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.73 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.63 punch density·2.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.73 punch density·3.00 tag density·Big Joke Book

- All right.

[Bit 1]

I saw the movie Oppenheimer.

During the movie, they explained why Hitler never pursued nuclear weapons,

and it's because he considered quantum physics to be Jew science.

And I was just trying to put myself in Hitler's shoes, right?

He's just watching a bunch of Jews working on atomic weapons

and he's thinking to himself, "Man, these people are so cheap,

they're trying to split an atom.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

Smallest particle in the universe.

They want to cut in half.

We have to do something about this."

[Bit 2]

Now, I remember growing up in the early 2000s,

early 2000s, like when SpongeBob came out,

and everybody's parents were like,

"Ah, it's gonna make the kids gay."

And now, everyone's gay.

They were right.

They knew exactly what they were talking about.

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setupI saw the movie Oppenheimer.

setupDuring the movie, they explained why Hitler never pursued nuclear weapons,

setupand it's because he considered quantum physics to be Jew science.

setupAnd I was just trying to put myself in Hitler's shoes, right?

setupHe's just watching a bunch of Jews working on atomic weapons

setupand he's thinking to himself, "Man, these people are so cheap,

punchlinethey're trying to split an atom.

tagWhat the hell is wrong with these people?

tagSmallest particle in the universe.

tagThey want to cut in half.

tagWe have to do something about this."