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Kill Tony #109 (Doug Benson, Geoff Tate)

2020-05-06

Chris Mack

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Watch Chris Mack's Kill Tony episode 109 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.18 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.33 tag density

- How's it going guys?

My name is Chris Mack, I'm from Dallas.

[Bit 1]

Little bit about me, I'm not a big fan of holidays.

I think a lot of them are bullshit.

Think a lot of them are excuses for you to buy shit

for people you don't even like.

But my favorite time of the year, however,

is Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.

Yeah, I don't watch it to learn about sharks.

I know everything I need to know about them.

I watch it to hear all the stories

about how dumb ass people are still getting

ate the hell up by sharks.

[Bit 2]

It's stupid, right?

watched this program it's always the same kind of shit like some dude gets on

there he's telling the stories always something dumb like well I was

struggling with my family then out of nowhere stop really out of nowhere I

mean just forgot the shark living in the goddamn ocean we just forgot this shit

you can't use out of nowhere when you're in the sharks home that doesn't make any

goddamn sense if you're gonna say out of nowhere it's got to be a real out of

nowhere situation if you're gonna say I know it's got to be something like all

right let's say you're a subway right you're getting the full-on you're like

"Hey man, let me get some lettuce, a little bit of pickles."

And a shark jumps out the pickles.

Shit, put that on Shark Week, that is amazing.

Hey, I'm Chris Mack, thank you guys so much.

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setupLittle bit about me, I'm not a big fan of holidays.

setupI think a lot of them are bullshit.

setupThink a lot of them are excuses for you to buy shit

setupfor people you don't even like.

setupBut my favorite time of the year, however,

setupis Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.

setupYeah, I don't watch it to learn about sharks.

setupI know everything I need to know about them.

setupI watch it to hear all the stories

setupabout how dumb ass people are still getting

punchlineate the hell up by sharks.